Pot kills brain cells. My brain cells have been killed for years. Its about time we do something about this. What I’m proposing is for my brain cells to stop growing that way what happens is this. More brain cells will not die and eventually the skull, my skull will be less over populated. What you think?
The date shouldn’t be taken for granted. People who go on dates just for something to do are dumb. If your looking for something to do go to the movies with somebody you like not somebody you don’t even know. To me a date should be more like an interview. Your not gonna get a chance to interview somebody in the middle of a movie. People who bring their date to the movies, loud clubs or loud concerts have something to hide. If your looking to hide stay home.
Me I like to take my date to a shrink and let the shrink tell us if we are compatible. I mean a shrink ought to know. Its his job and field of study. Not only that if the shrink says we are compatible after the interrogation and it doesn’t work out in six months to a year at least we will have somebody to blame besides ourselves. If your down with this then lets say me you and a shrink Saturday night?
To many torpedoes have sunk to many ships. I know how it feels to be torpedoed. It has happened to me to many times. Once when I was sailing along minding my business wham! bam! out of no where comes torpedo number one. While I was getting my bearings slam! Torpedo number to hits. Devastated I looked for an avenue of escape but there was none. My only recourse was to go on the offensive. I plowed towards the other ship guns blazing budalam! budalam! budalam! The other ship retreating victory in my grasp the fourth torpedo hit, bam!, slam! my battle ship was sunk and I kinda thunk never again will I let my guard down.
Today I lost my way then found it again. Finding you way can be easy or it can be hard depending on how lost you are. If very lost it helps to use a compass to guide you. A compass always points north. If your compass doesn’t face north get a new compass.
I got a plan and the plan is like this its a simple plan but its so freakin quick. Heres how it goes: First I ride around the house on a bike .That gets me excited. Second I get off the bike and I walk around the house that calms me down. Third back on the bike to get excited again and continue riding. Next thing I do is get off the bike and walk around the house again. Anyway the whole process is suppose excite unexcite me and that suppose to be stimulating for the mind and body..